| 1971 | Born (breech, baby!) | |
| 1973 | Saw snow for the first time (in Florida) | |
| 1976 | Scaled the imposing heights of Stone Mountain | |
| 1982 | Chosen to draw Christmas Card for William Penn Charter School. Card now on view at the Met. | |
| 1985 | Worked on an organic farm at a Zen Buddhist monastery | |
| 1988 | Lifeguard at a heart-shaped pool | |
| 1989 | Editor-in-chief for yearbook, beginning and ending my career in publishing | |
| 1993 | Wrote, directed, shot, edited, mixed and negative cut my first film | |
| 1994 | Original song "My New Tie" played on NYC radio station (by a friend in the middle of the night at a college station) | |
| 1997 | Finished post on indie feature "Unleashed" | |
| 1997 | Worked with Van Jacobson to design the first, and possibly last, MBone video conferencing room | |
| 1998 | Hired as executive for Macy's, work in all-black office | |
| 1999 | Traveled to all 49 continental states, interview 126 people, lose 15 lbs. | |
| 2003 | Directed award-winning horror short | |
| 2004 | Directed and edited "Switch to Dean" spots which received national media attention | |
| 2005 | Certified for SCUBA | |
| 2007 | Held a baby tiger, fired an AK-47, saw wild octopi mating | |
| 2008 | Moved to Los Angeles after a decade of careful consideration, join BrevityTV comedy collective | |
| 2009 | Hired as lead editor for "SuperNews!" at Current TV, three weeks before Laura Ling and Euna Lee are captured in North Korea | |
| 2010 | Freelance again! Woo-hoo! | |
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